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Post by sgtyayap on Oct 27, 2009 13:53:41 GMT -5
My signature, of course! ;D
Other than that:
Kung Fu Actor: "So how many days you got left?"
Hitler Actor: "They lose me right after the bunker scene."
(from "Blazing Saddles") ;D
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Post by mistica0christina on Oct 29, 2009 11:33:13 GMT -5
We're all mad here.
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 1, 2009 0:51:10 GMT -5
Minus a kidney In a tub full of ice... Will someone find her in time? Will one kidney suffice?
Her mother always told her "Never accept a drink!" However this little rebel Was not one to think. So off to the strange party Did this foolish girl run With visions of laughter And way too much fun. The next morning she awoke Buried in a tub full of ice. Missing one kidney One hell of a price. -LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 3, 2009 21:41:21 GMT -5
Flamingo has internal injuries And a stare that's set on kill Pink is her favorite color Murder her biggest thrill Flamingo ate some poison mushrooms and thought that she could fly. She climbed the nearest flagpole and let out an awkward cry. "It's a mistake" her friends did plead She let go and knew just why. Had she tried to do it from the ground She wouldn't have had to die. -LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 4, 2009 23:59:58 GMT -5
Sometimes I look at my own face And I don't know who I am I see a piece of everyone I know Buried underneath my skin
I don't want to be like them I want to crawl back in
Its hard to think of anything that I haven't heard before I hear these voices in my head They could be mine but I'm not sure I hear them telling me who they think I should be Why won't they leave me alone I can't deny it I try to fight it But I'm losing control
I don't want to be like them I want to crawl back in
Don't want to lose my innocence Don't want the world second guessing my heart Won't let your lies take a piece of my soul Don't want to take your medicine I want to crawl back in
Sometimes I lie Sometimes I crawl Sometimes I feel like I want to die
I don't want to be like them I want to crawl back in
Don't want to lose my innocence Don't want the world second guessing my heart Won't let your lies take a piece of my soul Don't want to take your medicine I want to crawl back in
I want to crawl back in -Dead by Sunrise
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 7, 2009 21:40:38 GMT -5
She arrives at your door Wearing a mask of deceit For what lies underneath Is her Halloween treat "Do I really need these disgusting eyes?" Isabel cried. "I am much prettier wearing this disguise," Isabel sighed. And with the sharp end of a stick Isabel pried, And with one last bloody flick Isabel died -LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 8, 2009 14:42:22 GMT -5
Now a quote from myself, ahem...
I recieved the second Oh so long ago At least when I recieved the second It wasn't so slow.
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 8, 2009 21:23:48 GMT -5
And now, the next LDD of my collection, already five up and one more to go...
Mishka loved wolves And howled at the moon Some called her eccentric Others just a loon
So ironic to be attacked By wolves on Halloween For to be one of the pack Was Mishka's one dream -LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 8, 2009 21:25:12 GMT -5
The final LDD...
It is Calavera who cries and suffers for she is completely out of her head wandering through the grave yard collecting the bones of the dead
On all souls day, Calavera went insane expiring from the sickness inside her brain. Her only comfort now is to wander all alone lurking in the dark collecting dead bones
-LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 8, 2009 21:28:31 GMT -5
Would have been my first LDD but alas, it wasn't meant to be Walking the hours of dusk to dawn, A wholesomely gothic dark little spawn. Lurking in shadows where no one can see, Waiting for you there is Tragedy Alone in the dark she met her demise, Making a pact with the Prince of Lies. Now she has risen a shadowy sage, Poised to strike with gothic rage. -LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 10, 2009 22:19:39 GMT -5
Watch this little one, She's pining away, With her butcher's knife, Coffin purse And black bouquet.
No one cared how she turned up dead. So Sadie chose to rise instead. Being easily forgotten wouldn't be fair, Death was something this child had to share.
-LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 10, 2009 22:20:45 GMT -5
This little devil has a Pitchfork she uses. She gives you a poke Instead of little bruises.
Sweet little Sin consumed by flames at seven, Better to forever serve in hell, than grow up and play in heaven.
-LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 10, 2009 22:21:44 GMT -5
This little girl is Out of the grave, With one simple rose Bloodied with rage.
Poor little Posey was buried alive. Some things won't stay dead, even after they've died.
-LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 10, 2009 22:41:28 GMT -5
This little bunny Is digging for sweets. Roaches in baskets Are her favorite treats.
A drawstring used to fasten ears of a rabbit, put this little bunny in a kiddie Casket.
-LDD site
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Post by mistica0christina on Nov 10, 2009 22:42:07 GMT -5
This little boy has a trick Up his sleeve. At least one slingshot And three books to read bleed.
And then there was Damien with a soul as empty as his eyes, This wee little lad pronounced D.O.A., was already dead inside.
-LDD site
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