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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Jul 30, 2006 1:56:29 GMT -5
Heh, heh. I love Full House, it's so funny! XD
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 30, 2006 14:29:31 GMT -5
Hehehe ^_^
Red Drawf, Rimmer: "A MAN sir...right. A man. A...man? If you could remind me what that means sir"
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Aug 6, 2006 0:14:41 GMT -5
PEASENT: She turned me into a newt! KNIGHT: A newt?! PEASENT:...I got better.-Not sure, saw the clip in science class. ^_^;
"Someone must have told them we was out of the cage! Hee-Hee!"- Psycho, Roger Rabbit Cartoon spin.
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Post by Veg on Sept 29, 2006 21:08:31 GMT -5
"They called me crazy, they called me insane, THEY CALLED ME LOONY!!! Boy were they right!"
-Megavolt from Darkwing Duck
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Beboots
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Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a plague in Equatorial Guinea that I have to attend.
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Post by Beboots on Sept 30, 2006 8:47:08 GMT -5
A student prayer Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. And if I fail to learn this junk I pray the Lord that I won't flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, Just lay my bones in the study hall, Tell my teacher I've done my best, And pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest, To pray I'll pass tomorrow's test; But if I die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take.
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Post by RandallBoggs on Sept 30, 2006 14:14:13 GMT -5
HA!
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Bampot
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Post by Bampot on Sept 30, 2006 18:12:56 GMT -5
Hahaha, i love that!
Some Quotes from Anchorman:
Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once. Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name? Brian Fantana: I don't remember. Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going... Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love. Brian Fantana: Damn it.
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet. [pause] Brick Tamland: I love... desk. Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? Brick Tamland: I love lamp. Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it? Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as wse call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox. Cal Naughton, Jr.: MMM Ricky Bobby: Dear tiny infant Jesus... Carley Bobby: Hey, um... you know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off puttin' to pray to a baby. Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whatever you want.
Ricky Bobby: From now on, it's Magic Man and El Diablo. Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does El Diablo mean? Ricky Bobby: It's like Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use.
The Shawshank Redemption
Red: [narrating] I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Sept 30, 2006 23:53:25 GMT -5
"No one mourns the Wicked!"-The brodway musical Wicked.
Hmm....
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Post by lizardgirl on Oct 1, 2006 7:41:11 GMT -5
What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?! IS IT A MONSTER?!
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Bampot
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Post by Bampot on Oct 1, 2006 9:52:15 GMT -5
Don't dream it, be it.
~Frank-n-Furter: Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Oct 2, 2006 0:25:56 GMT -5
"If you can dream it, you can do it."-Walt Disney
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Bampot
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Post by Bampot on Oct 2, 2006 19:44:58 GMT -5
"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." ~Stephen King
"Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty." ~Stephen King
"I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life." ~Nny
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Post by talk2spooky on Oct 3, 2006 1:04:28 GMT -5
"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." ~Stephen King "Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty." ~Stephen King "I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life." ~Nny I do say, you have jolly good taste! "Teens are buying wonder bras!"- Nny
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Beboots
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Post by Beboots on Oct 6, 2006 15:08:02 GMT -5
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with rasins in it.
I read this one on Snopes.com:
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Richard", replied the little boy. "And what is your question, Richard?" "I have three questions: 1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? 2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "My name is George." "And what is your question, George?" "I have 5 questions: 1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? 2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? 4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? 5. What happened to Richard?"
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Post by FlameTheCharmander on Oct 6, 2006 21:44:57 GMT -5
"Are people born Wicked? Or do they have Wickedness thrust upon them?"-Glinda-Wicked
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