Post by Beboots on Jun 27, 2006 23:31:51 GMT -5
The title of an old thread gave me an idea...
I just love collecting good quotations; whether they're inspirational, uplifting, sarcastic, or just plain funny. Everybody; share your favorite quotes! ;D I'll add more later (I collect the things). Oh, and feel free to add in jokes -- it's always good to know a few original ones.
"I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or green... Wait a minute. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. Screw purple people. Purple people suck. Unless they're suffocating, then help 'em." -Random Comedian
"Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six." -Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
"Heads, I win, tails, you lose." (... think about it...)
Harry Potter and the Chamber Maid's Half-filled Goblet of Stone Ordered from Prison (not a quote, but just awesome)
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
-Steven Wright
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
-Henny Youngman
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
"Featuring, as it does, a deformed, child-murdering, wife-beating psychopath who commits appalling acts of violence and cruelty upon all those around him and escapes scot-free, it is greatly enjoyed by small children." -Wikipedia article on Punch and Judy
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
~Stephen King
"The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth."
-Niels Bohr
Most awesome summary for a fanfic EVAR: The Substitute by ColdCoffeeEyes25
When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.
I just love collecting good quotations; whether they're inspirational, uplifting, sarcastic, or just plain funny. Everybody; share your favorite quotes! ;D I'll add more later (I collect the things). Oh, and feel free to add in jokes -- it's always good to know a few original ones.
"I don't care if you're black, white, purple, or green... Wait a minute. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. Screw purple people. Purple people suck. Unless they're suffocating, then help 'em." -Random Comedian
"Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six." -Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
"Heads, I win, tails, you lose." (... think about it...)
Harry Potter and the Chamber Maid's Half-filled Goblet of Stone Ordered from Prison (not a quote, but just awesome)
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
-Steven Wright
"What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."
-Henny Youngman
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"A true friend stabs you in the front."
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
"Featuring, as it does, a deformed, child-murdering, wife-beating psychopath who commits appalling acts of violence and cruelty upon all those around him and escapes scot-free, it is greatly enjoyed by small children." -Wikipedia article on Punch and Judy
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
~Stephen King
"The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth."
-Niels Bohr
Most awesome summary for a fanfic EVAR: The Substitute by ColdCoffeeEyes25
When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.