Beboots
Randall's Head Servant (300-799)
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a plague in Equatorial Guinea that I have to attend.
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Post by Beboots on Oct 7, 2006 9:07:05 GMT -5
‘What maner of grete din ys that?’ quod Ich. ‘Unwack yowerself a litel, Dizzad. Ich am playinge Auriole,’ Lowys replyede, and did poynte towardes hys ‘Exboxe CCCLX.’
B + A + DOWN + DOWN + UP + UP + A + CROSS YOWERSELFE: Maketh Troylus to speke of divine purveyaunce, the whiche doth paralyse yower opponente wyth confusioun ...and yet, wyth alle thes speciale moues, everye tyme that ich playe Troylus, Lowys doth playe Achille, and ich am defeatede!
(The above is from the blog of a really cool (and eccentric) guy who always writes in "Middle English" (I know it's hard to understand, but it's hillarious when you get it - He's talking about his son's Xbox 360 and the game he played with him, and then one of his "special moves"))
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Post by talk2spooky on Oct 7, 2006 22:07:53 GMT -5
I now have images of Romeo and Montgue playing video games! XD
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Weasel Freak
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Revenge, is so very very sweet..
Posts: 218
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 14, 2008 11:06:42 GMT -5
Tom: Oh I'm just walking along, a random white boy, waiting for some interesting plot development..
*Big lemon jumps infront of him*
Lemon: Hello I am a giant lemon.
Tom: Oh, my God.
Lemon: Yes that is me and I am he, he is me and I am he but more importantly who be he?
Tom: Well, my good sir, I am a generic possobide just making my way through to get another cameo appearance.
Lemon: Well that is splendid so it is but I'm afraid that you cannot continue.
Tom: What? Why not?
Lemon: Because I am an @$$hole.
Tom: Oh. Well that seems very reasonable and I respect your- SHOVE!!! *shoves*
Lemon: Oh no! I appear to be falling into a giant juicer! I can honestly say I did not see that coming so I didn't *Splash! Rrrrrrr!*
Tom: Hoorah..... Oh what the Hell *Jumps**Splash! Rrrrrrr!*
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Malic
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Bravery is not the absence of fear.
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Post by Malic on Aug 14, 2008 11:26:40 GMT -5
"Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
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Weasel Freak
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Revenge, is so very very sweet..
Posts: 218
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 14, 2008 11:39:13 GMT -5
"There is really no difference between shoving and shovelling someone. They both involve physical contact and both are as funny as heck." ~ By Me
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Malic
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Bravery is not the absence of fear.
Posts: 148
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Post by Malic on Aug 14, 2008 11:52:09 GMT -5
"I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks. Who's first?" from Duke Nukem aka master of lines comprised of 100% cheese.
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Weasel Freak
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Revenge, is so very very sweet..
Posts: 218
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 14, 2008 12:39:18 GMT -5
"When life gives you lemons, turn them into banana creme pie, and God'll wonder how the Hell you did it." ~ Unknown
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Velveteen
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations.
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Post by Velveteen on Aug 14, 2008 19:40:45 GMT -5
Har har, this looks like a fun thread! Alas, I am much to lazy to read through the fifteen pages prior to this post, so hopefully the quotations I come up with haven’t been quoted already. That would be piteous, ya. “A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.” ~Baltasar Gracián (I don’t know who this fellow is, seeing as I got it off google. Hmm. *ponder*)
“Some people are like slinkies. They are not really good for anything; however, they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.” ~Original Author Unknown (I have seen this quote so many places it's just sad. Still find it funn-eh, though.)
“Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.” ~Author Unknown
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Weasel Freak
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Revenge, is so very very sweet..
Posts: 218
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 14, 2008 22:39:03 GMT -5
"Curse your tiny paper hat!" ~ Freakazoid
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Weasel Freak
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Revenge, is so very very sweet..
Posts: 218
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 15, 2008 11:57:06 GMT -5
"Mister Darwin, Mister Darwin! Stupid people are breeding and taking over the planet!" "Tut-tut, little girl. Don't worry -- I'll take care of them with my... chainsaw of natural selection!!"(remember, Charles Darwin being...? Come on, it's funny! XD) Because Good Omens rocks my socks: "Hi. This is Anthony Crowley. Uh. I--" "Crowley! Listen! I haven't got much time! The --" "-- probably not in right now, or asleep, and busy, or something, but--" "Shutup! Listen! It's in Tadfield! It's all in that book! You've got to stop--" "-- after the tone and I'll get right back to you. Chow" "But I want to talk to you now--!" BeeeEEeeEEeeeeep "Stop making noises!"Aziraphale+Crowley's ansaphone =OTP! Theirloveissoconfused I have that book, "Good Omens," but I can barely understand it. I got totally lost when some guy was singing some weird song in some bar, singing about a lamb or something... >.<
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Weasel Freak
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Revenge, is so very very sweet..
Posts: 218
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Post by Weasel Freak on Aug 21, 2008 21:31:07 GMT -5
James: Well, looks like everything's back to normal.
Jessie: Which means we're back to being losers. -_-'
Ash: We'd better get back to-
Jessie: Not so fast. *appears on a tree branch along with James and Meowth* Prepare for trouble.
James: And make it double.
Jessie: To protect-
Ash: Yeah yeah we'll do this another time but we need to get to Fortree City right now it's really important bye! *Runs off*
Jessie: HEY!!! We didn't finish yet!
James: Come back here, you wimps! D8
Meowth: Yeah! I didn't even get to my part yet!
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Post by mistica0christina on Oct 20, 2009 11:26:50 GMT -5
I am Mistica and Mistica am I
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Nidhiki
Randall's Skivvy (0-299)
Evil comes in all shapes and sizes
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Post by Nidhiki on Oct 26, 2009 5:28:24 GMT -5
"It would be so good to know where Perry lives. I can ring his doorbell, THEN RUN AWAY"- Dr Doofenshmirtz
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Post by mistica0christina on Oct 26, 2009 10:34:59 GMT -5
Maybe I'm the one who is the schizophrenic psycho.
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Post by mistica0christina on Oct 27, 2009 0:48:57 GMT -5
Morgana does what she can to insult the sun Opening an umbrella indoors is her idea of fun She'd rather hide from its rays and watch the darkness fall As she soaks up the night, bad luck and all
It is said when an umbrella is dropped in a house A murder will be certain to follow Some find this rare superstition An incredibly hard pill to swallow But Morgana can tell you first hand, And this should come as no shock, She was repeatedly beaten with her umbrella And now lies six feet below in a box
-Offical LDD site
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