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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 3, 2006 17:15:03 GMT -5
^__^
Btw, Sean, I love your sig ^__^
One from Godspell.
Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet? Jeffrey: You used to... what? Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! [looks at Jeffrey's foot] Jesus: Ahh, it says "Rejoice." Jeffrey: [looking at his foot] It says "Keds."
And one from NeverEnding Story-
Mr. Koreander: The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please.
xD
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 3, 2006 17:16:26 GMT -5
Hmm?
HA! (And YES I did see that)
OH? My sig? Thanks ^_^ Took me awhile to make it ^_^ It's actually a Premium CoMONdy Strip ^_^
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 3, 2006 17:18:32 GMT -5
See what? Godspell or NeverEnding Story? ^_^ Another one from NeverEnding Story. ^^ Rock Biter: A delicious-looking limestone rock. Mmm! Mmm! Nice bouquet. Must be a real vintage year. Night Hob: [laughs nervously] Yes, you're right. Those delicious rocks are the reason we camped here, all right. [to Teeny Weeny] Night Hob: Is he a nutcase? Teeny Weeny: No. He's a Rock Biter. Night Hob: [relieved] A Rock Biter... [sudden realization] A Rock Biter?! !!
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 3, 2006 17:20:46 GMT -5
NeverEnding Story.
^_^ I may actually have a post where people can put in their comments for this Sig ^_^
HA! Remember that ^_^ 'This is a racing snail' ^_^
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 3, 2006 18:12:56 GMT -5
This has been said on several things ... well, as much as I can remember, on FF9, and on 'Merlin'
"To Be Forgotten Is Worse Than Death."
I believe it.
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Beboots
Randall's Head Servant (300-799)
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a plague in Equatorial Guinea that I have to attend.
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Post by Beboots on Jul 4, 2006 9:17:12 GMT -5
Lol, I've heard of some of those Chuck Norris ones. If I were him, I'd be honoured to have so many funny quotes about me! Oh, he is! There's even a category on the website for "Chuck's picks". XD When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money. The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second. Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER. Chuck Norris does not love Raymond. Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day. Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds. (think about it.... ) Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 4, 2006 13:33:44 GMT -5
This has been said on several things ... well, as much as I can remember, on FF9, and on 'Merlin' "To Be Forgotten Is Worse Than Death." I believe it. I think I used that to describe Banishment I think...
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Post by lizardgirl on Jul 5, 2006 13:52:47 GMT -5
"Are you a crime. Inal. A criminal?"
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 5, 2006 14:13:08 GMT -5
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Post by nauticusvergil on Jul 5, 2006 23:37:39 GMT -5
"Who's peekin out from under a stairway, calling a name that's lighter than air? Who's bending down to give me a rainbow? Everyone knows it's Windy! Who's tripping down the streets of the city, smiling at everybody she sees? Who's reaching out to capture a moment? Everyone knows its Windy!"
-The Association's hit #1 song Windy.
Sorry guys, I'm in a silly mood ^_^
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Post by Veg on Jul 6, 2006 0:33:55 GMT -5
Here are my all time favorite quotes from Roger Rabbit!!!
Don't worry Judge. We got deformants all over the city. We'll find him.-Smart Guy
Heh eh! That's one dead shoe huh Boss?-Greasy
Greasy: Looks like they gave us the slip, huh boss?
Smart Guy: Nah. Valiant's got him stashed somewhere.
Smart Guy sees Valiant at the sink.
Smart Guy: Hold it right there.
Valiant: Hello boys. I didn't hear you come in.
Smart Guy pulls up a chair and stands on top of it.
Smart Guy: O.K. wise guy. Where's the rabbit?
Valiant: Haven't seen him.
Smart Guy (sniffs the sink): What's in there?
Valiant: [Holding up wet sock] My laundry.
Smart Guy: Gech! See you Valiant.
As Smart Guy turns away Roger suddenly bursts out of the sink.
Roger: Cough! Gag!
Valiant hurredly forces Roger back under and Smart Guy gives Valiant a suspicious look.
Smart Guy: Search the place boys. And leave no stone unturned. [Stands on the chair again.] Look, Valiant. We got a reliable tip off that the rabbit was here. It was corrugated by several others. So cut the bullshtick.
Valiant: You keep talking like that and I'm going to have to wash your mouth out.
Valiant stuffs the soap in Smart Guy's mouth and he rolls down the stairs.
Smart Guy: Ooomph!
Roger bursts out of the sink again.
Stupid: Herh herh herh herh!
Wheezy: Hagh Hagh hagh hagh!
Greasy: Hehh Hehh hheh!
Psycho: Hee heee hee-hee!
Smart Guy: Stop that laughing!
Wacks Wheezy sending him flying across the room to crash into the blinds.
Smart Guy: Stop that laughing! You know what happens when you can't...
He wacks Greasy over the head.
Smart Guy: ...stop...
He wacks Psycho over the head.
Smart Guy: ...laughing.
He throws the plunger at Stupid which sicks on his face and onto the filing cabinet.
Smart Guy: One of these days you're gonna die laughing. [Leaps up on to chair.] As for you Valiant. Step out of line and we'll hang you and your laundry out, to dry... [Splashes the water in the sink] Heh eh eh! Come on boy's. Let's am-scray.
The rabbit! Get the Judge.-Smart Guy
Hey Boss. You want we should dis-resemble the place?-Smart Guy
Hey Judge. What shall we do with the wall flower?-Smart Guy
They stole the cab. Let's go! Move over, I'm driving! I'm gonna blow his head off! I'm gonna ram 'em!-Smart Guy
We searched Valiant Boss. The will aint on him.-Smart Guy
I'll handle this one...Yaaaggghhh! Yaaaahshamatalla! Yaaggh!-Greasy
Duh...Toontown's right on the other side of the wall Boss.-Stupid
Aaaaaagggghhh! Caramba!-Greasy
Move it. Get on, get on!-Wheezy
Time to kill the rabbit! Hee hee! Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee!-Psycho
Shall I repose of them right now Boss?-Smart Guy
You got a problem with that Valiant?-Smart Guy
Nose? That don't rhyme with walls!-Smart Guy
Bye bye! Hee hee hee!-Psycho
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Post by nauticusvergil on Jul 6, 2006 11:32:25 GMT -5
I'd better tell you this now, the "deformants" is actually "Informants" it's just the T at the end of the got makes it sound like "deformants". ^_^
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Post by lizardgirl on Jul 6, 2006 13:53:02 GMT -5
"This isn't a war. This is like men fighting maggots. Or wolves fighting dragons. Or men on dragons throwing wolves at maggots."
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 6, 2006 13:59:32 GMT -5
Wow.
'Sometimes you don't need a reason to help people' -Can't remember (Accelerator Motto)
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Randall's Head Servant (300-799)
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a plague in Equatorial Guinea that I have to attend.
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Post by Beboots on Jul 7, 2006 17:08:40 GMT -5
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Asteroid strike?" said Aziraphale. "...Great big cloud of dust and vapor, goodbye all higher life forms." "Wow," said Crowley, taking care to exceed the speed limit. Every little bit helped... "All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that." "Terrible." "Nothing but dust and fundamentalists." -Good Omens (Crowley = a demon, Aziraphale = an angel and part-time bookseller), a discussion about how the world will end.
"Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisement said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighbourhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: "Learn, guys." -Good Omens; on Crowley's (a demon) new(est) computer.
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