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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 1, 2006 9:46:15 GMT -5
"So a day when you've lost yourself completely Could be a night when your life ends" ~ All-American Rejects, 'Move Along'.
Describes me 'cause I feel like I'm losing myself a little bit everyday ...
Not exactly the right words, I think ...
"I'll never be like my parents." "It can't be helped When you grow up, your heart dies." "Who cares?" "I care .. " ~ 'Breakfast Club'.
Something I've been fearing. I don't want to be like anyone in my family. But I guess I'm more like them then I realize =P
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Beboots
Randall's Head Servant (300-799)
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a plague in Equatorial Guinea that I have to attend.
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Post by Beboots on Jul 1, 2006 10:05:42 GMT -5
One night a man was walking through his local park. It was a beautiful night, crisp, clear, the full moon providing ample light for him to see by. He was really enjoying himself when, just a little way away, he saw this creature. It looked like some sort of dog or something, but it also looked a bit like a man. He approached the doggish man curiously, and said, 'er... hello.' 'Piss off,' said the creature. 'Excuse me,' responded the man, shocked, 'that's not very friendly.' 'Go f*ck yourself.' The man was now quite offended. 'That's no way to talk to people,' he protested sternly. 'F*ckity bollocks hell wank arse!' snarled the creature. The man was about to respond to this when he heard footsteps. Turning round he saw another man running towards him. 'I'm dreadfully sorry!' said the other man upon reaching them. 'Please, I just let him out of my sight for a moment! You must forgive him, he's not usually like this!' 'He isn't?' 'Oh no, he always suffers round the full moon.' The man frowned. 'I don't understand, what ever is wrong with him?' 'Don't you know?' the other man sounded rather suprised, 'he's a swear-wolf, of course.' Oh the pun! XD
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Post by nauticusvergil on Jul 1, 2006 12:15:47 GMT -5
Yeah that first one.....I feel like that a lot too FONY.
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 1, 2006 14:07:19 GMT -5
Hehehe.
'Nobody ever went broke sayin "good mornin;" to folks'
^_^
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Post by lizardgirl on Jul 2, 2006 9:08:02 GMT -5
LOL Beboots!
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Beboots
Randall's Head Servant (300-799)
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Post by Beboots on Jul 2, 2006 11:13:30 GMT -5
Then there's all the Chuck Norris "facts" (Chuck Norris is a famously bad actor -- usually cowboys, he's famous for "Walker Texas Ranger" -- who specialises in roundhouse kicks and general awesomeness) ; some highlights! XD "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever." "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." "Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego." "If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever." "A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there." "There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on." "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves." "Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer." "Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 2, 2006 13:48:53 GMT -5
Good lord.
'Your depriving some poor village of it's idiot' Unknown.
"AHEM"
Fine... 'Your depriving some poor village of it's idiot' Randall Boggs
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Post by lizardgirl on Jul 3, 2006 13:01:16 GMT -5
Lol, I've heard of some of those Chuck Norris ones. If I were him, I'd be honoured to have so many funny quotes about me! 'Every morning is the dawn of a new error'.
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 3, 2006 14:05:05 GMT -5
^_^
'The story of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this world'
hill of beans?
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 3, 2006 16:09:17 GMT -5
Personal fave by Tim Curry/Frank N Furter
"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache."
Sorry, I'm at a loss ... really random quotes won't make any sense coming from me unless you saw the films they were from ...
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 3, 2006 16:35:01 GMT -5
^_^
So true... Oh?
Woman: 'Did you hear what I was talking about?' Randall: 'Corn?' (from CoMONdy) HAHAHAH!!!
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 3, 2006 16:41:28 GMT -5
Well, it does say random quotes ... nothing about having to make sense ^^ lol
Two from 'Merlin', since I watched it for the first time and I love it.
Frik: Handsome is as handsome does. What does that mean? I never really understood the phrase.
Merlin: How are you Frik? Frik: Over-worked and under-paid, how terribly sweet of you to inquire.
^^ ...
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 3, 2006 16:42:45 GMT -5
HA! ^_^
HA! ehehe ^_^
OH jeez.
"HA! I like that one!"
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Jul 3, 2006 16:50:40 GMT -5
Another two, from Mirrormask ^^
Valentine: You're hurt. Wait here. Helena: What about you? Valentine: Oh, I'm a panther. I shall slip unnoticed through the darkness... like a dark, unnoticeable slippy thing.
Valentine: Run. Faster! Don't let anything distract you! ... FOOD!!
Valentine: That's not my future... NO I DON'T WANT TO BE A WAITER!!
You'd have to see the film I guess, to understand them. Valentine rocks my socks. xD
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jul 3, 2006 16:54:19 GMT -5
Ha!
Food!? HA!
These ARE good ^_^
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