Broken-hearted Bus (alliteration)
Aug 4, 2020 14:49:21 GMT -5
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Post by randallswife69 on Aug 4, 2020 14:49:21 GMT -5
This is a self insert about me and Randall but I put my friend/sworn enemy in and she’s in a sort of dating sim situation with a few characters(like cole and zuko and Lawrence and whoever else I add).
I walked, walkingly, to my bus stop. My name is randallswife69, I am not disclosing my age and my life is hell. First of all my parents named me randallswife69 which means I am bullied by the meanies at my school like randall69lover420 because she has a much cooler name. Second I’m NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS everyone else is obsessed with playmobil BUT I AM NOT!
As I finally reach my bus stop I notice someone I haven’t seen there before. He is a beautiful purple colour and his skin scaly, he looks like a lizard version of that YouTuber Imalexx(he actually does come to think of it why do people say he looks like mike??). He towers above me, which is pretty because I tower above everything with my whole 5’5.
“Is this where to catch the 28?” He asks, his voice is warm and I adds to his hotness.
“Y-y-y-y-y-yeah” I stutter out, overwhelmed by his charm.
We wait there together in the cool morning breeze and I catch him stealing a look at me. When the bus arrives he lets me go first. As I step onto the bus I see her, randall69lover420. First of all this ISNT HER BUS. Second of all she’s surrounded by her male harem including Cole, Zuko, Lawrence, Todoroki, Bakugo, Kaminari and Wilbur. They follow her everywhere and try to win her affection but she can’t pick so she just swaps which one she lets sit right next to her like once a month. One day, she’ll force the government to legalise polygamy so she marry all of them.
As soon as she sees me she starts her horrible bullying “You’re called randallswife69 what a stupid name, my parents are so elite not calling me that” she laughs, and her collection of men with scars and daddy issues laugh as well.
I burst into tears because, well, I’m a little beach. Then a feel someone’s snake hand touch my shoulder. It’s Randall. We stare into each other’s eyes and a second feels like a century, he has a concerned expression conveying to the audience that he concerned.
“Don’t be mean to her” he says, sternly.
“Or what?” the evil witch replies.
Randall shoots her in the face.
This is a true story in memory of my friend. Sometimes I can still see her messages appearing but she is long gone
.
I walked, walkingly, to my bus stop. My name is randallswife69, I am not disclosing my age and my life is hell. First of all my parents named me randallswife69 which means I am bullied by the meanies at my school like randall69lover420 because she has a much cooler name. Second I’m NoT lIkE oThEr GiRlS everyone else is obsessed with playmobil BUT I AM NOT!
As I finally reach my bus stop I notice someone I haven’t seen there before. He is a beautiful purple colour and his skin scaly, he looks like a lizard version of that YouTuber Imalexx(he actually does come to think of it why do people say he looks like mike??). He towers above me, which is pretty because I tower above everything with my whole 5’5.
“Is this where to catch the 28?” He asks, his voice is warm and I adds to his hotness.
“Y-y-y-y-y-yeah” I stutter out, overwhelmed by his charm.
We wait there together in the cool morning breeze and I catch him stealing a look at me. When the bus arrives he lets me go first. As I step onto the bus I see her, randall69lover420. First of all this ISNT HER BUS. Second of all she’s surrounded by her male harem including Cole, Zuko, Lawrence, Todoroki, Bakugo, Kaminari and Wilbur. They follow her everywhere and try to win her affection but she can’t pick so she just swaps which one she lets sit right next to her like once a month. One day, she’ll force the government to legalise polygamy so she marry all of them.
As soon as she sees me she starts her horrible bullying “You’re called randallswife69 what a stupid name, my parents are so elite not calling me that” she laughs, and her collection of men with scars and daddy issues laugh as well.
I burst into tears because, well, I’m a little beach. Then a feel someone’s snake hand touch my shoulder. It’s Randall. We stare into each other’s eyes and a second feels like a century, he has a concerned expression conveying to the audience that he concerned.
“Don’t be mean to her” he says, sternly.
“Or what?” the evil witch replies.
Randall shoots her in the face.
This is a true story in memory of my friend. Sometimes I can still see her messages appearing but she is long gone
.