If you could spend one day as anyone

[lillie]

fictional/non-fictional characters. Original characters are okay too.

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Gosh this is somewhat hard.
I'd like to be my Social Studies teacher, aka the devil's personified self.

He can be is demanding, and could be demotivational. He even has favoritism, he isn't even trying to hide his dislike for people like me.

"If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail."
"You. Will. Fail. The. Second. Quarterly. Exams."

Both adressed to the class, but we all know that his favorite, A+++ Mary-Sue student is exempted.

I hate him. I hate him more than glittering, sparkling vampires. I hate him more than I hate myself. In fact, hating him is the one thing I did right.

I hate his teaching style. If he hates crammers so much, why does he teach a whole freaking chapter in one day?

He talked about a certain mid-term exam one time. Three questions. Two of them worth thirty points, and the other worth forty. He got zero out of forty. The other two, he didn't get a perfect score either. 60/100 is already considered fail, what more with the minuses.

I remember how he said these things.. he was all like
"Oh, now YOU think this exam was hard? In college, there WILL be a certain professor, who will NOT care about you. He WILL put these big, red X marks if he thinks your work makes no sense. He will cross out pages of your test booklets, and I'm sure you WILL fail."

Oddly specific? He must've been a nice kid, who did his homework and had a bedtime and whatnot. This professor comes and ruins his life [he doesn't seem to be the dumb type. He knows a lot of things, I could tell. failing must be a big thing for him then.]

This professor must've tormented him so much, that his happy go-lucky self.. disintegrated.

Now, I have to face this balding, jaded, bitter social studies teacher.

Now as for the topic.. I wish I was him because I want to know him more, I want to understand him. If I do, then maybe.. I'd tolerate him.

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How about you guys?

[lillie]

It must be like a defense mechanism. A teacher told me about this yesterday in our field trip. The hermit crab plays dead, because some of its predators don't eat dead things.
He must be like a hermit crab--but he really needs to come out..

[Leopardstream]

Hmmmm...........oh I know!
My friend's crush, basicily to tease her and getting back for making fun of all my art. Sadly, this dude is a smart guy and i have a b+ average in everything but math(final grade is F, BTW)
so his mom would be like "Whadda heck is up with joo Ethan!"
Me: "I like Chicken Pot Pie"
The first thing i would do in his body is to friggin' make his friends nicer! I mean, they're all jerks but him, and I would tell them to knock it off.
Then I would go over to Morgan and say that I like her. Then she'll get all exited and then so forth. THEN the next day she'll be like-oh, you know.
Heh,heh,heh....>:]

[lillie]

Oct 17, 2010 10:50:31 GMT -5 Leopardstream said:

Hmmmm...........oh I know!
My friend's crush, basicily to tease her and getting back for making fun of all my art. Sadly, this dude is a smart guy and i have a b+ average in everything but math(final grade is F, BTW)
so his mom would be like "Whadda heck is up with joo Ethan!"
Me: "I like Chicken Pot Pie"
The first thing i would do in his body is to friggin' make his friends nicer! I mean, they're all jerks but him, and I would tell them to knock it off.
Then I would go over to Morgan and say that I like her. Then she'll get all exited and then so forth. THEN the next day she'll be like-oh, you know.
Heh,heh,heh....>:]

you sadist xD
the grades in my school are just a, b, c, d and their '-' counterparts.
I got a D in math. One point from a C-

[pitbulllady]

I'd want to spend a day in the place of a rich, powerful person I utterly despise, so I can undo at least some of the wrongs he has committed. I'm referring of course to Humane Society of the US(HSUS) CEO/President, Wayne Pacelli. I'd change as many of the horrible policies this animal "rights" Mafiosi has put into place, like their policy of killing all "pit bulls" they get their hands on, their strong push to ban all reptiles, their anti-agriculture policies aimed at destroying farmers...AND I'd give the majority of their $200 MILLION financial stash to struggling animal shelters across the country to help them implement a No Kill policy and work WITH local animal interests instead of against them, since currently the HSUS gives less than one-half of a percent of their annual income to actual animal shelters or rescues. AND, I'd be sure to p*** off as many politicians as possible, so when my one-day stint as "Don" Wayne-O ended, he'd be left with no political insider buddies to ramrod through his anti-animal, anti-animal owner agenda.

Besides, it would be interesting to get an insider view of how "The Family" works, without the risk of winding up at the bottom of some lake in Illinois with cement shoes.

pitbulllady

[mistica0christina]

If I could spend one day as anyone, it would be Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He is an awsome yet complex character and it would also not be half bad to decide to take a little payback on those who made my life a living hell because people like that are jerks....yeah, that would be awsome!

[seafoamonster]

Uh...How about Randall?
~SeaFoam