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Post by Veg on May 16, 2005 16:15:18 GMT -5
Hi! This is a fan writing I thought about where Randall meets Roger Rabbit and the weasels, and...well you just got to read it! Send a polite comment after!
1. The portal
It was a typical day in Monsters Inc. Randall was prepared to do his every day scaring. But that was about to change. “We are on in seven,” The countdown monster said. “six...five...four...three...two...one.” There went the horn. Randall did a small growl and went in the little girl’s room. He turned invisible, reappeared in front of the girl and scared her. The girl screamed. Randall smiled and started to open the closet door. It was locked. Randall tried again. No good. He pulled on the knob. No good. “Fungus!” He yelled. “GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
Fungus meanwhile was desperately trying to open the door. “What’s going on?” The new CEO, Sulley asked, coming over to Randall’s station. “I don’t know!” Fungus said. “It’s just stuck!” “What?” Sulley exclaimed, trying to push the emergency button. No good.
Randall banged and kicked the door while the girl was crying, “Mommy, Mommy! Help! Mommy!” Randall glared at her. “Shush! I’m trying to think!” It was too late. A woman raced into the room. “What’s going on here?” She then saw Randall. She screamed and grabbed the nearest broom. “Get away from my daughter!” Randall backed away from the woman. He had been beaten up by a woman before, and he didn’t want to do it again! He didn’t watched where he was going and then fell out of the open window, crashing into the rosebushes. He screamed with pain at the rose’s sharp thorns. He got out of the rose bushes and went streaking into the road, not knowing he had been transported into Hollywood, 1949.
Well that's the first chapter! Roger and the weasels are coming in the next chapter. Stay tuned!
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 16, 2005 16:21:27 GMT -5
Seems like an idea from my Character story. Hmm...inspiration? This will be good...heh heh...
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Post by Veg on May 16, 2005 16:34:48 GMT -5
Well Hello again! Here is the next chapter to the fan writing. Enjoy it!
2. No monsters in Toontown
“What I like best about living in Toontown, is that there are happy neighbors.” A Toon mouse smiled and nodded at the letter. “Gee, we’re getting lots of letters from citizens of Toontown saying why they like to live in Toontown.” It was a normal council meeting at Toontown, and the council members were reading letters from Toons. The door burst open and in came a rabbit. “Wait! I got a letter, wait, stop!” The Toons in the council room stared at the letter. A Toon giraffe spoke. “Okay Roger, lets hear you read it.” Roger Rabbit cleared his throat. He didn’t even bother to look at the letter. “What I like best about Toontown, is that there aren’t any monsters here!”
“And you told them that?” Wheezy Weasel said, unwrapping his sandwich. “You told them that you liked Toontown because there are no monsters?” “Uh-huh,” Roger said, nibbling on a carrot stick. “They sort of smiled at me, but you could tell they were really mad.” It was just a normal day in the Cartoon studios. Roger and his pals, the weasels, were outside eating lunch. “There are a lot more things in Toontown than no monsters.” said the chief weasel, Spike. “What are the other things you like.” Roger shrugged. “I liked all of them, but I had to write a letter on what I liked best. And what I liked best is no monsters.” “Not a very Toon-y sentiment,” Greasy Weasel said. “Maybe not.” Spike said. “But it’s a practical one. Roger had spent most of his bunny-hood being afraid of monsters.” Greasy then handed Spike a note. “Say Boss, we got this letter saying someone needs us to do some business.” “Really?” Spike said. “Who needs us?” Greasy read the letter. “Someone named...Waternoose.”<br> Uh-oh! What is going to happen? What does Waternoose want? To find out, keep checking in for more chapters!
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 16, 2005 16:38:41 GMT -5
I thought the weasels died? Oh right...revival...sorry.
Well the usual(for Waternoose). Backstabbing, murdering, underhanded work....
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Post by Veg on May 16, 2005 21:30:17 GMT -5
I am on a roll!! I just finished the next chapter! Hope you enjoy it!
3. A talk with Waternoose
The weasels and Roger sat on one side of a table as Mr. Waternoose. “As you know,” Mr. Waternoose said. “I am a wonderful CEO and have a heart of gold. That is why I am thinking about building a new neighborhood. We will have houses, restaurants, mini-malls. When we are done, it will be a Waternoose world after all!” Greasy frowned and looked at Psycho. He pointed to the side of his head and made little imaginary circles. “Cookoo, cookoo!” “That’s great,” Spike said. “but what does it have to do with us?” Mr. Waternoose got out a little Randall doll. “There is this lizard out to ruin my plan. I want you to track him down, and kill him.” “And if we say no?” Spike said. “Then you need to worry about your hideout,” Mr. Waternoose said, pointing to a small toy shed. Psycho leaped on the table. “Hee, hee, hee, hee! Look! It’s our hideout!” Mr. Waternoose smacked him on the nuzzle. “Bad weasel!” Psycho glared at him and jumped down. “What do you mean we need to worry about it?” Spike asked. Mr. Waternoose smirked. “Then I would have to take some creatures from my hometown to live in your shed.” He then pushed a button. A huge gray tube came down from the ceiling. Out came millions and millions of small monster toys. Mr. Waternoose laughed as the weasels and Roger stared bug-eyed at the pile that was growing larger, and larger. When it stopped, the pile was the size of a small car. Mr. Waternoose picked up two monster dolls that looked like Paula and Ricky. “Why hello Ricky!” Mr. Waternoose said in Paula’s voice. “Isn’t it wonderful to live in this shed with the weasels?” “Why yes Paula!” Mr. Waternoose said in Ricky’s voice. “We will live here, forever and ever, and ever, and ever!” Ever. That was the word that struck fear in Spike. Monsters living in their shed forever! “Okay, okay!” Spike snapped. “We’ll take the deal!” Mr. Waternoose smiled evilly.
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 17, 2005 13:54:30 GMT -5
Hmm....Your equaling my posting level. Good so far. A little reluctant of Roger to accept though...
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Post by lizardgirl on May 18, 2005 12:35:01 GMT -5
*shakes fist at Waternoose* Blackmailler...
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Post by Veg on May 18, 2005 16:16:16 GMT -5
Does anyone agree with Greasy on what he thinks of Mr. Waternoose?
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 18, 2005 16:17:27 GMT -5
;D
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Post by Veg on May 18, 2005 16:25:02 GMT -5
Thanks! Now here is the next chapter to the story. It may have a small part of Shrek in it, so don't flame me for that! Oh, and I also changed two of the weasel's names because it was unapropiate to me.
4. The house on Horror Hill.
Randall stared at the huge creepy house on top of a hill. The hill was separated from the road and the only way you can get to it is to cross the canyon by a long board bridge. Randall walked across the bridge, not bothered by the height. Unlike some monsters, he wasn’t afraid of heights. After getting to the other side, he looked up at the huge height. He smiled. “Well then, maybe I can find another closet door and get back to Monstropolis!” He opened the door and slithered right in.
“I still can’t believe we’re doing this!” Roger complained as they drove down the road. “I mean, we’re gonna get a monster! A huge, ugly monster!” “Would you rather live with a whole bunch of monsters?” Spike snapped. Roger paused and said no more. Spike stopped the paddy wagon in front of the house of Horror Hill. “Well, here’s the place!” “In there?!” Roger yelped. “You gotta be kidding.” “Roger’s right!” Dummy, the fat weasel, said. “That house is haunted.” “Oh come on!” Spike said, giving them a dirty look. “There is no such thing as a haunted house.” The weasels and Roger got out from the paddy wagon and looked at the long bridge. Wheezy peered down at the awesome height of the canyon. “It’s a long way down,” He said nervously. “Don’t worry!” Spike said. “we can cross that bridge over there.” “Uh-uh!” Greasy said. “No way!” “That bridge could break if we put a paw on it!” Psycho said. “Listen,” Spike snapped. “If you don’t cross that bridge, you will admit you are cowards.” There was silence. Then Dummy raced across the bridge. “AAAAHHHH!” He made it without injury. One by one, Roger, Psycho and Greasy crossed the bridge. There was only Spike and Wheezy left. “Go!” Spike snapped. “I’m not going!” Wheezy snapped. “Just go!” Spike said, pushing him. “And don’t look down.” “Okay, okay!” Wheezy panted as he looked straight. “Don’t look down, don’t look down, don’t look down.” When he placed his left back paw on one of the boards, it snapped. Wheezy looked down and yelped. “Boss, I’m looking down!” He screamed and turned around. “Go!” Spike snapped, pushing. “No, stop!” Wheezy yelped. “Don’t do that!” Spike paused and grinned. “Oh I’m sorry, do what?” He thought for a moment. “Oh! You mean, this?” He threw his weight to the left, making the bridge swing. “Yes, that!” Wheezy yelped. “Yes?” Spike said. He nodded. “Yes.” He threw his weight back and forth, making the bridge swing. “Stop it!” Wheezy yelped. “Don’t! Stop!” He backed off and paused when he felt solid ground. “Oh!” Spike patted him on the head. “That’ll do Wheezy. That’ll do.”
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 19, 2005 14:39:35 GMT -5
Really funny ^_^ Like how that turned out.
About the height thing.....nevermind....Randall doesn't like me telling about his slight "phobias" ;D
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Post by Veg on May 21, 2005 22:40:59 GMT -5
Here is the next chapter! The chapter where Randall scares the Toons that are out to catch him.
5. Trick or treat!
Randall stared cooly at the five weasels and the rabbit. Two of the weasels were carrying butterfly nets while the tall gray one had a violin case. “What the heck are they doing?” He mumbled to himself. He watched as the chief weasel spoke a few words to his comrades and then they entered the house. Randall smiled. “Hmm, this could be fun!”
The weasels and Roger stood silently in the main hall, looking around. “Okay,” Spike said. “we each split up. Greasy, you go with Psycho to the library. Wheezy, you go with Roger to the ballroom. Me and Dummy will go to the hallways.” The weasels and Roger nodded and went their separate ways. Randall unblended from the background. He smirked. “First stop...the ballroom.” He slithered after Wheezy and Roger.
Wheezy held his machine gun, ready to shoot anything that might attack them. “You know,” Roger said, “maybe I should just go outside and wait.” “You’re just saying this because you’re scared.” Wheezy said. Roger scowled and looked at the huge pipe organ. He smiled and began to sing to himself. “Oh when the saints, go marching in, oh when the saints go marching in. Oh I want to be in the number. Oh when the saints go marching—YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!” Wheezy whirled around to see Roger sitting on the floor, staring up at the pipe organ in horror. “What? What is it?” Roger pointed at the organ. “E-e-eyes! B-b-big, g-g-green eyes!” Wheezy looked at the pipe organ, but there was nothing on it.
Randall slithered out of the ballroom, laughing silently. That rabbit was easy to scare just like a little two year old! All Randall did was unblended his eyes and stared right at the rabbit. He snickered and went toward the hallways.
Spike and Dummy silently crept in the hallways. “It’s easy to get lost in these halls.” Spike said. “so stick close.” Dummy wasn’t really paying attention. He looked up at the huge grandfather clock that struck seven PM. Dummy looked behind him and saw Spike was gone. “Uh...boss?” His voice echoed through the hallways. No answer. There was a soft rustling sound. Dummy whirled around, holding up his butterfly net. “Who’s there?” More rustling. Dummy began to sing to himself to calm his nerves. “All...around the c-c-cobblers bench...the m-monkey chased the (gulp) weasel. The m-monkey thought it all was fun...” “Ahem,” A voice cleared it’s throat. Dummy whirled around and came face-to-face with an empty hallway. Randall leaped out from the background in front of him. “POP! Goes the weasel!” He shouted. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!” Dummy screamed, racing away. Randall threw back his head and laughed.
Psycho picked up an old book and sniffed it. “Psycho,” Greasy snapped. “Stop picking up every book and sniffing it!” “Sorry,” Psycho grinned. “Just trying to pick up the monster’s scent. Hee, hee!” Greasy rolled his eyes and sighed. He reached up to his head to scratch it, and paused. His hat was gone. “What the—?” He looked up and froze. His hat was hovering in midair. He snatched for it, but the hat yanked away. The hat flew off into the kitchen. Greasy growled. “This is not my day!” He went into the kitchen and saw his hat on top of the refrigerator. He growled in frustration and started to climb up.
Psycho picked up a book and flipped through the pages. “Hmm, How to hypnotize your mortal enemies.” He placed it under his arm. “I wouldn’t call this stealing, since this place is abandoned!” Randall tip-toed behind Psycho and was about to scare him, when suddenly, Psycho dropped his butterfly net. “Oops.” He leaned down and then stood up, bumping into Randall. “Oof!” Psycho turned around just in time to see Randall glaring down at his pink body. “The monster!” Psycho yelped. Greasy came running out of the kitchen, trying to put his hat on. Roger and Wheezy came through the right side of the library, Spike and Dummy came to the left. Randall quickly blended back to his purple scaley skin and leaped out of the way. BUMP! The five weasels and the rabbit bumped into each other. Randall leaped over them and raced off. Spike leaped to his feet. “After him!”<br> So what do you think? I am going to continue it, but I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!!! I NEED HELP! Does anyone want to make a few suggestions on what happens next? NOTE: Remember, I love the weasels and Roger. So the main villain here is Waternoose! Remember that!
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 22, 2005 16:22:10 GMT -5
Really funny! ^_^
Hey. Is this a short story or a long one? I can help you from there....
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Post by Veg on May 25, 2005 16:03:31 GMT -5
I think I'll make it a ten or twelve chapters story.
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 27, 2005 16:24:26 GMT -5
About six....pretty good.
Now lets see....there are five weasles and Roger...
Maybe each chapter can be about how Randall...."traps them". Instead of them hunting him, he's hunting them. ^_^
With Roger being the last, chapter six, you could end with all of them confronting Waternoose. Hows that?
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