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Post by lizardgirl on May 31, 2005 7:00:26 GMT -5
In the newspaper today, there was a double page dedicated to the funniest thing- comparing cartoon characters with real people, 'cartoon double bill', and FOUR Pixar characters were featured- Mirage was compared to Paris Hilton, Crush the turtle from Finding Nemo was compared with our former prime minister John Major, Buzz Lightyear was compared with John Travolta and who was ROZ compared to? Anne Robinson from The Weakest Link, of course!  Another funny one I think I should mention is that Spongebob was compared to Madonna. Hilarious! |
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Post by pitbulllady on May 31, 2005 11:51:15 GMT -5
Now, the Roz/Anne Robinson comparison I can understand, but the others?? Especially Mirage and Paris Hilton-that is SO WRONG! Paris Hilton is a total bimbo; she's not attracted to power, she's just attracted to sex, with anything or anybody! Plus, she has the IQ of a gnat, the quintessential "dumb blonde" if ever there was one! Somebody oughta sue the paper on Mirage's behalf to even begin to equate her with that piece of overblown trailer trash! At least Mirage could speak in complete sentences, and use words with more than two syllables. I also fail to grasp any similarities between John Major and this sea turtle who talks like a California surfer dude. I could see comparing Buzz Lightyear with our US Senator John McCain, but NOT John Travolta! What were these people thinking?
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Post by RandallBoggs on May 31, 2005 11:53:53 GMT -5
 You know....I read something in the paper Sunday.... "Big Bad Bosses" You all know what I'm thinking ^_^
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Post by Mirage on May 31, 2005 14:18:31 GMT -5
  PARIS HILTON?!? What newspaper was that and what kind of idiots do they have writing for them?!? That is THE WORST comparison I've EVER heard in my LIFE. Mirage is NOTHING like that...that...well, I'll keep my opinions of Paris to myself, but let's just say they're not much different from Pitbulllady's. Roz is the only one I can SORTA see...and even that's not a really good comparison. Geeez. Hilton and Mirage don't even look alike physically. How completely STUPID.
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Post by ScrewyOldDame on Jun 1, 2005 0:26:09 GMT -5
:oWhy was that particular guy from "The Incredibles" not compared to Nixon?  I've got one! Jabba the Hut and Paul Martin. Paris and Mirage? Ugh. So stupid. Who thought of that one? Yes, PitbullLady, Mira, I have to agree, Paris is the magnum opus of the bimbo society. They have finally created the ultimate product! Spongebob and Madonna? What? Lol...and my opinion of Madonna is either at or below my opinion of Paris... |
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Post by lizardgirl on Jun 1, 2005 6:51:35 GMT -5
Um, can I just clarify I don't know who Paris Hilton is. Is she an actress, or...? I'm not very up to date with the rest of the world. ;D And I think they were comparing the characters to the humans regarding what they LOOKED like, rather then their personality, and the pictures matched quite well for all, including Mirage, except for Roz and Anne- they didn't look anything like each other. Crush and John Major both had that sort of drunken look on their faces, Buzz Lightyear and John Travolta had the same chin and general expression on their faces, and Spongebob had the same eye lashes as Madonna. It was completely based on looks, not personality- I should've mentioned that before. ;D
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Post by Veg on Jun 1, 2005 9:24:26 GMT -5
Who's Paris Hilton?  |
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jun 1, 2005 14:00:21 GMT -5
Yeah...
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Post by pitbulllady on Jun 1, 2005 15:43:04 GMT -5
Paris Hilton is quite a celeb in America, though I have NO idea WHY! She is, in fact, the heiress to the Hilton hotel chains(in her case, it's HOE-tell). She is tall, she is blonde, she is dumb as a box of rocks. She has been videotaped several times indulging in blatant sexual activities while on the dancefloors of various public establishments, often while drunk. She had her cell phone hecked recently, and on it were also several sexual encounters with various other celebs, both male and female. She and her former girlfriend Nicole Ritchie(singer Lionel Ritchie's daughter)appeared in their own "reality" series, "The Simple Life", in which they went to live on a farm out in the boonies somewhere, since this was as far from their Beverly Hills upbringing as possible, and it really served to showcase just how dense and how out-of-touch with the real world this chick is. She recently made a commercial for a fast-food chain here in the US, which is basically soft-core porn. Like I said, it is a tremendous insult to Mirage to compare her to Paris Hilton! Even Buddy, redneck side or not, wouldn't touch that skank with a twenty-foot pole!
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Post by RandallBoggs on Jun 1, 2005 16:13:45 GMT -5
"Paris and....Mirage?......Ok....I'm gonna need a big two by four and a few feet of rope...."
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Post by lizardgirl on Jun 2, 2005 6:11:52 GMT -5
But as I said, they were comparing looks, and in the pictures used, they looked quite similar.
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Post by I ♥ umbrellas on Jun 2, 2005 9:58:46 GMT -5
hehehehehehe you know you guys shouldn't take things like this so seriously, i just thik its funny and now i think about it i can definetely see the resemblance to roz and anne robinson and crush and john major.....  |
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Post by lizardgirl on Jun 2, 2005 10:00:53 GMT -5
;D
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Post by I ♥ umbrellas on Jun 2, 2005 10:13:40 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]ooooo glowing text heheh[/glow]
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Post by lizardgirl on Jun 2, 2005 10:18:39 GMT -5
;D
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Another funny one I think I should mention is that Spongebob was compared to Madonna. Hilarious! 
