Some gems from the Bonus DVD

[tmazanec1]

100 hours simulation practice required
On billboard: Roommate wanted. Dark gloomy room. Share rent and scream bill. Party atmosphere. No fire breathers 555-8600
Diet ad: Gain 10,000 pounds per week. Scare your neighbors
Randall's ID# is 0181-8321-0804
From scarecards (stale bubblegum included):
Sully is seven foot six
Waternoose took over from his father at age 142 (doesn't say how old he is now).
"Bud" Luckey was TV spokesman for Wiff Body Oderant till they found out he stank normally.
Ricky Plesuski had regular teeth, but his orthodontist snaggled them.
J J Ranft worked for Scareco and Scaremasters but was traded for two minor league predators.
Bob Peterson's false teeth are yak horn and toxic muck
Smitty bedwets.
Nick Schmidt does jump and shout. He likes to cook, burp and scare his friends.
"Claws" Ward is popular for scratching other monsters backs.
"Spike" Jones was a member of Phi Screama Scara at Scare U.
Now some plays in the monster world:
"West Side Gory", "My Scare Lady", "A Chorus Slime" and "My Fair Monster".
Needleman plays a 3rd level wizard in "Mudhuts and Monsters".
Thaddeus "Phlegm" Bile does Ginsu.
Ads in program:
for underwear "Pixar shorts got the important things covered"
for Pete's Barbershop "Claw Wax, Scale Polish, Mange Management"
Tony's Grossery
And Sully was almost touched by a kid in Cleveland (go hometown!).

[pitbulllady]

"Thaddeus "Phlegm" Bile does Ginsu..."

THAT, my friends, is SCARY. The guy could fall out of a HOLE, for crying out loud, and somebody trusts him with sharp objects? It's like giving a flame thrower to Beavis and Butthead!

I've always wondered if Randall's ID number was just a company-assigned ID, or his SS#. If it's the latter, then the Monster World's US SS#'s are just two digits different from ours.

pitbulllady

[tmazanec1]

Our social security numbers are gonna run out in a few decades. Of course, social security might run out of money first!