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Post by lizardgirl on Apr 4, 2005 7:29:35 GMT -5
Okay, just had an idea and I thought I'd give it a try- anyone ever found themselves thinking about how they would like to torture/kill Wazowski? I mean, most of the people on here hate him, right? So, if you have any ideas on how you would torture him, put him through pain, physically and mentally, then post them here. Only one entry is allowed per person, and then at the end, I will create a poll so everyone can vote for their favourite torture treatment. Whoever wins gets a prize, and no copying of other people's ideas, okay? ;D
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Post by RandallBoggs on Apr 4, 2005 13:57:37 GMT -5
Well.....I'm not committing....
But a favorite here might be to get Wazowski at his own game, literally. Wazowski has a game of his own. While Randall has Pinball, he has bowling. I think you all get the message ^_^
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Post by tailmister on Apr 4, 2005 15:15:19 GMT -5
Pinball and bowling? I don't get the joke But I guess something I would like to do is to see Wasowski see the results of his ideas of 'banishment', seeing Randall and what happened with him, and at least starting to see that it was a bad idea. ... and see if he tries to put that play on again.
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Post by tailmister on Apr 4, 2005 15:24:50 GMT -5
Here's an original idea. Even before I joined up with you guys, I thought that Mike was just kidding himself with his false idea of talent, especially singing. So, I thought at one time of tricking him, making Wazaowski think he's performing with an audience, he sings badly of course, and then he realizes... He's on AMERICAN IDOL, and the judges are there commenting. AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
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Post by tailmister on Apr 4, 2005 15:27:12 GMT -5
...oops, missed the part of 'one post'
Well, the American Idol idea is my idea, sorry to bother you about that.
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Post by tailmister on Apr 4, 2005 15:46:22 GMT -5
... and I wonder if anybody noticed that you can deleate your own posts, but I won't do that unless its a serously wrong post, I'm too honest. A Weakness? Maybe, maybe not. O.K.... I'll shut up now.
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Post by Mirage on Apr 4, 2005 15:50:00 GMT -5
What to do to a little one-eyed cretin........ Send him to Pai Mei for training as a warrior. Tell him he's got great potential. Then of course he backsasses old Pai, and gets an eye yanked out. >_< Oh that's cruel. The only one. ....or for those who *haven't* seen Kill Bill ;D, dunk him in a vat of caramel and pretend he's a giant granny smith apple. Feed him to Jack-Jack who can morph into that demon-like creature and chow down on him. ...I'm so EVIL today...
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Post by Ranger Parsec on Apr 4, 2005 16:24:09 GMT -5
Oooh. . .how to torture Mikey. . .This will be interesting. . .
(LOL! Before I begin, I LOVE the American Idol idea! That would be hilarious!)
Okay, let's see. . .I could cover him in motor oil, lock him in a room with the vicious Wirewolf, and let the fur fly (figuratively speaking of course, we all know Mike doesn't have any fur).
Yes, I'm so evil today. ;D Mwahaha.
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Beboots
Randall's Head Servant (300-799)
Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a plague in Equatorial Guinea that I have to attend.
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Post by Beboots on Apr 4, 2005 16:32:17 GMT -5
(I like the Kill Bill idea, mainly because I've seen the movies, I get it, and it's awesome. ^_^)
My idea - beat him to death with a shovel. Starting with the eye and mouth. Not very creative, but boy, would that be satisfying... >:)
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Apr 4, 2005 17:04:16 GMT -5
Well ... as much as he annoys Randall, I really wouldn't wanna hurt him. It'd be pretty pointless ... but now that you asked ...
I would simply tie his limbs together and play kickball in the street with all the neighborhood kids ;D
Then ... I'd bring him to my friends in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. They have a horse that particularly enjoys swinging around a ball with a handle. I'm sure with Wazowski as a replacement, it'll be fun for both me and the horse ;D lol
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Post by fairlyoddnewyorker on Apr 4, 2005 17:05:32 GMT -5
I like yours, Beboots. I mean, Randall was plummelled with a shovel, why not Mike? ;D
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Post by pitbulllady on Apr 4, 2005 18:44:52 GMT -5
I kinda like the "American Idol" idea, actually. If Mike thinks Randall is bad, wait 'til Simon gets through with him!
I'm still for setting him up for a Laugh-gathering routine in Jack-Jack's room though. Just wait until Jack-Jack is teething and really, really cranky.
pitbulllady
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Post by RandallBoggs on Apr 4, 2005 20:27:54 GMT -5
I meant Randall should try bowling....with Wazowski off course....I mean....you can certainly get a good grip with that big mouth of his.
"You say your a good bowler...lets see if you "lying" ^_^
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Post by lizardgirl on Apr 5, 2005 10:26:55 GMT -5
I think I'd clone him and put him and the clone in the same room, lock them in, and wait. ;D
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Post by RandallBoggs on Apr 5, 2005 13:48:24 GMT -5
Now THAT's good. As much as Ran has trouble dealing with his second side, Wazowski won't have the intellect to go against himself! ^_^
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